FUCK THIS
HOTLINE
Some days don’t need advice.
They need a witness.
FUCK THIS
HOTLINE
Some days don’t need advice.
They need a witness.
BEFORE THE TONE
NO THERAPY.
NO CUSTOMER SERVICE.
NO EMOTIONAL GROWTH.CALL 256-FUK-THIS.
LEAVE THE DAMAGE AFTER THE BEEP.
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WRITE IN INSTEAD.
THE FUCK IS THIS?
1
STEP IN SHIT?
Car won’t start? Self-checkout treats you like a repeat offender? Perfect.
2
REPORT IT!
Call 256-FUK-THIS or submit below. The complaint department is unfortunately open.
3
MOVE ON..
Nothing gets fixed. Nobody heals. But your bullshit has been heard, logged, and mishandled with confidence.
BEFORE THE TONE
NO THERAPY.
NO CUSTOMER SERVICE.
NO EMOTIONAL GROWTH.CALL 256-FUK-THIS.
LEAVE THE DAMAGE AFTER THE BEEP.